I shall be delightfully cut off from the modern world for several days, ensconced in some least known dale of the Lake District, where civilisation has yet to impose its trifles like electricity, mobile reception or wireless internet. A blissful retreat, I assure you. Now, having ascended to Angle Tarn—a really charming spot—I thought I might exploit this rare intersection of altitude and connectivity to foist this post upon the world. Do make the most of it.